Okay... dude, get out of here. Go home, you have gas. A whole lotta.
Funny, though it's sad that a lot of people have brain farts. UGH.
Duuuuudeee! Ooops, 'scuse me bro. Not my fault.
Everybody loves fart jokes. Of course we do!
Okay, now.. Who farted? Nah, it won't work here...
You're never too old to laugh at farts. Yeah, he has a point.
Bottom line: don't fart in bed with your wife and don't keep air fresheners near.
Having too much exotic food today? Take one of these and neutralize your farts.
You should always think about where the doors go when painting anything.
Beware of farting horses. You wouldn't want to smell that!