Looking up on the wall on toilet stalls makes me uncomfortable.

Having a technical illiterate mum can prove to be extremely hilarious in some cases.

You think your butt is too flat? Why not come here so we can show you how you can pump up that booty.

The vet at this hospital gets a little carried away sometimes.

It's the butt sale today. Why don't you grab a butt right after some snacks and coffee?

Tree? That ain't no tree, that's one wooden butt. HAHA

You should really try this lollipop, it's great. Now with butt flavour available.

Oh, glorious zebbra butt, tell me your secrets. Uhm... what? Again.

Think twice before ordering that flavor of ice cream. It has quite an interesting description.

When your daughter is able to sit on your ass while you are standing that's when you know something has to change.