Remember to make sure you don't get arrested while wearing your favorite shirt.

He was probably wearing this shirt and wanted to get in trouble just for somebody else to grab this priceless photo of him getting arrested.

Well there you have it. Proof that a cake will fix just about everything. Put this baby next to a duct tape and you are set for life.

It seems that saying this doesn't help very much.

Authorithies finally caught the man running with scissors. FINALLY!

You're under dog arrest. I saw you peeing on that wall, surrender!!!

Come with us Mr. Batman. But, but, but, I am Batman, you can't arrest me!!! Wanna bet?

Bottom line: don't fart in bed with your wife and don't keep air fresheners near.

When is the worst time to get arrested?