Know your priorities in case of fire. Do not tweet before exiting the building!

This is a fire alarm. Not a camera. But just do not cover it.

Please set me on fire so I may be permitted to smoke.

At least let's get a family picture with our house still standing.

A man cannot work with an empty stomach.

That sign doesn't work for retards.

Shooting targets is prohibited in this area. However this does not apply to the actual sign.

When you just have to get all that dirt off your skin there's nothing like a good old excavator.

Asking stupid questions can have serious consequences at our helpdesk.

Using stairs is a great way to put out fires.