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Emergency jump

Emergency jump

In case of emergency please be ready to jump a few stories. Also be careful not to hit any passing vehicle after landing.

Don't tweet

Don't tweet

You better get out before tweeting about it. We know it's important to keep your followers posted, but be patient.

Moonwalk to the exit

Moonwalk to the exit

Keep facing the fire or whatever is coming towards you and do the moonwalk. You can't exit the building if you don't have style.

Pay bill first

Pay bill first

Keep calm and pay your bill. Then you can take care of yourself.

Fire Extinguisher

Fire Extinguisher

Seems legit. In case of fire, use this fire extinguisher.

In case of zombies

In case of zombies

Well, in case of zombie attack, break this table, FAST, really fast.

Emergency toilet paper

Emergency toilet paper

In case you run out of toilet paper make sure you keep a copy of Twilight nearby.

Blocked fire exit

Blocked fire exit

In case of fire just exit this door and get burned alive while watching the locked gate.

Break glass and smoke

Break glass and smoke

Extreme situations call for extreme smoking. Break glass in case such an emergency occurs.

Nothing to do?

Nothing to do?

For bored people here is the perfect activity. Break glass and sweep up broken glass.