As we can see right over here. Manicure at its finest! The dog seems really happy with the manicure too.

I think this girl has some real... real issues... Weird..

Sadly, the truth. They will grow up and she will win the game.

Sid from Ice Age, a girl and a ... crocodyle? Well.. that could be a sequel to Ice Age, I guess..

She could be too young for you, but you are certainly too old for her.

I was born with big breasts. Is that a crime?

Now all the dogs in the neighbourhood will think ours is gay.

Ever wondered why there are very few women that follow engineering in their careers?

That sweater is immediately added to the girl's increasing sweater collection.

Not you, I was talking to the bench. Now move over.