At your age the ATM is your only chance to grab her attention.

Just follow these simple steps to get you answer for that hard programming task you have.

Be the chick that wears this shirt to a party. You will get laid guaranteed.

I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.

What girl would ever consider this as a wearable costume?

You might want to think this through before answering the question.

Want to take a picture of your pretty little face in that fancy new restaurant? Think again!

What an intellectual cute girl. Oh wait, it couldn't be real.

Oh, you got me a brand new girl from the store. How thoughtful!

Found us doing it in the elevator. She deserved at least an explanation for our actions.