The ATM machine
At your age the ATM is your only chance to grab her attention.
Finding code help
Just follow these simple steps to get you answer for that hard programming task you have.
I love sex
Be the chick that wears this shirt to a party. You will get laid guaranteed.
I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.
World War 2 evacuee
What girl would ever consider this as a wearable costume?
What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant?
You might want to think this through before answering the question.
Yes, I'm dumb
Want to take a picture of your pretty little face in that fancy new restaurant? Think again!
It's upside down
What an intellectual cute girl. Oh wait, it couldn't be real.
Oh, you got me a brand new girl from the store. How thoughtful!
Dear blonde girl
Found us doing it in the elevator. She deserved at least an explanation for our actions.