This is serious. We'll send a squad car over there to arrest that ugly girl.

This is how to be certain that your boyfriend will never drive your car.

Girlfriends always imagine this. If only they would be right.

Some girls are natural, others need alcohol.

I couldn't ride my poodle so I did what I could with this horse.

Careful with that pony tail. You might give the wrong impression.

The Mac experience: see the world differently.

I think I look great with this on, don't you think?

Some people prefer a mohawk. I prefer the antimohawk.

Did you just train your dog to take off swimsuits?