Come on girls, we really need some real and obvious signs that you are interested. Enough with the subtleties.

I just need to finish debugging this file and I'll catch the wave. But first, science.

A sound dating advice from neckbeard guy. He knows what he's saying.

Imagine the nerve of that guy to ask such a question. If he can do it then you can also ask a girl out. Logic!

At least they got the gender right this time.

I'm crying because daddy ruined my hair again today. Just look at this mess!

What do you mean I can't sand on my head. This is unacceptable.

All girls should be grateful if they get even a small rock thrown in their direction.

At least she was sober enough the next day to leave this note.

One of the most ridiculous and funny hairstyles I have ever seen.