My girlfriend is waiting for you and I cannot please her.
Remember that first romantic and magical moment when I told you to shut up?
I can't play games and have a girlfriend at the same time.
Unfortunately it's true. We are going to have a talk about this, Jesus.
Something always seems to remind me of her enormous twins.
See this? That's how my girlfriend rolls.
At least he has a sense of humor after the accident.
Don't ever return this lost cat. I'll even pay you to keep it.
I love you so much that I want to eat you right now.
Saving water by showering with your girlfriend is the best economic advice.