The awkward moment when you get this picture on your mobile phone.
You are pregnant? Then I have just lost my AT&T service.
Thank you kind stranger for this awesome picture of your dog.
Remember that first romantic and magical moment when I told you to shut up?
In case of alcohol poisoning Siri has just the solution: get yourself back to the nearest liquor store.
I want to see you naked, but be naked below your belt.
This is serious. We'll send a squad car over there to arrest that ugly girl.
Limited edition iPhone waterproof case. Only $99 and this baby will even protect your iPhone while riding the bike.
I have no idea what time is it, but it's 4:46 pm by the way.
I just had a nose operation a while back so you can call me Voldemort.