I'm the one that you've been talking to all this time.

Every time she decides to wear high heels it's going to be a hell of a day for him.

I'm going to get me an Asian girlfriend and then make her beat up everybody that annoys me.

Every time I sleep with another woman I have to wear this dumb sign and walk all over the place.

Having a girlfriend with you on those sunny summer days sure has its benefits.

This machine takes all you money. I seemed to know someone who does the same thing.

We are breaking up. Ah, sorry, that wasn't for you.

I do have a girlfriend, it's not what it looks like in the mirror.

Do not fall for this... Shopping is a trap, it ain't quick. Never quick.

So... your girlfriend is.. yourself? If you know what I mean... KNOCK-OUT!