I like that haircut, oh I look so good.. Oh noo, I miss my long hair. Blah blah blah.

I've got 99 problems and.... 99 solutions. Autch, geek alert!

Good girls are in every corner of the Earth. Unfortunately, the Earth is round... yup.

It's okay bro... Don't cry, she ain't worth it. There'll be other girls, trust me!

Hahahah. The poor guy fell asleep and his daughters thought he'd like some tattoos, sweet!

Who cares that our asses are freezing and that high heels and snow don't mix well, we look fabulous.

Try to be honest and face the truth about it, will ya?

You are not like most girls. Most girls say that.

Remember to always put the bottle or glass away before hugging anyone.

Monkeys sure know what to grab at the right moment.