Safe text seems great... Use commas!

Okay, okay, I got it - you've got an expensive "cool" t-shirt but.... BACK OFF LADY!

Always, when comforting a grammar nazi I say "there, their, they're"...

English... You can't win, grammar always wins!

Now that's another way of saying something really stupid on television. So, dear madam, how about that... 'school two easy' ?

Yeah.. This item is reduced. Well played, BRID!

Yoda finally starts learning some grammar, he needs it. Hahahahahah, good luck!

I like to be pissed on after I'm pissed off. That makes sense, right?

You have to know your shit and if you are shit. Apparently some other words too.

I know you like basic grammar so this is for you.