Come here and we'll get you a free one way trip to heaven. Just pledge to donate all your belongings to us and step right in.
Looks like the Heavens have chosen this cat in particular. All hail to our new cat lord!
Get ready to shake hands with all your friends in Hell. That's the worst thing that can come out of this and it doesn't sound bad at all. So why worry?
An interesting thought for those who choose to be good just because they expect an award.