When even the morning coffee wants you dead.

Great use experience. Make sure we leave all options available so that people won't be blocked.

Description checks out. Couldn't have found a better name myself.

Looks like cremation was the final solution.

Hmm, I should write that down on my steering wheel as well. You know, in case I forget about my priorities.

Here at chocolate zen we give you the best desserts and also take care of your body afterwards. Full services are included!

You think death is amusing? You may be right in these circumstances.

After years of waiting she's dead. Come celebrate and take what you want on our garage sale!

Guess the average Twitter user is dumb as a brick these days.

Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.