Looks like cremation was the final solution.
Hmm, I should write that down on my steering wheel as well. You know, in case I forget about my priorities.
Here at chocolate zen we give you the best desserts and also take care of your body afterwards. Full services are included!
You think death is amusing? You may be right in these circumstances.
After years of waiting she's dead. Come celebrate and take what you want on our garage sale!
Guess the average Twitter user is dumb as a brick these days.
Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.
Let's just live until we die.
Get ready to shake hands with all your friends in Hell. That's the worst thing that can come out of this and it doesn't sound bad at all. So why worry?
Mind as well face it: you are completely dead to us from now on. Goodbye.