So ever wanted to connect you garden hose directly to your TV. Now you can!
Why not take the whole gas station home with you?
Just come right up here, open your eyes and let me spray some detergent right there.
Not only you are stupid enough to drive off with the pump hose in your tank but manage to make another great parking job.
Now you know how men pee in different circumstances.
It happens even to the best of us. Or the rookies.
I did it again. Oh well, time for a quick smoke and then I'm off again.
Yeah, make sure you wash it thoroughly.
The wife forgot to put back the hose again. We are full of gas hoses at home, I don't know what to do with them anymore.