It appears that time here passes slowly. We get an additional 40 seconds for each minute!
Why not take the whole gas station home with you?
I guess somebody actually filed a complaint that he/she couldn't see any train departures on the science hanging thingy. So they needed to stick that notice there.
Sorry to bother you, do you know by any chance where is the nearest train station? I got to get there as soon as possible.
No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.
Apparently for some designers, baby changing involves pissing on someone's face.
You may not value your life, but we do value our petrol. Take care.
I did it again. Oh well, time for a quick smoke and then I'm off again.
We are sorry, but this particular flavor is all sold out!
We just bought ourselves more time. It's not even 1 pm yet.