Well the cold one is too cold and the hot one is too hot. Better call in my engineering skills for this task.
This copier is as hot as Ryan Gosling. You cannot touch it. Please go and use another one.
There is no greater feeling of patriotism then stuffing your stomach with crispy hot dogs on a backyard fire.
Now that you mentioned it, I'm not sure what they are.
If she's 20% hotter than me then I surely hit rock bottom.
If your laptop starts cooking on its own again just move in the fridge.
Feeling the heat of the summer? Why not chill in the fridge for a moment?
When the traffic lights have melted you'll know it's too hot to be in a car.
If I was in Irvine I would seriously consider taking a few days off an moving the hell away from there.
Ever wanted to look just like a red crab? Now you can find out what it's like by not using any cream for sun burns.