Tailgate won't keep shut so we asked little Timmy to help out.
These leggings look great with the local store's floor. Makes me look skinny.
Check out that legs wing. Quite sexy and aerodynamic.
I look so awesome and strong. All the bird ladies will fall in love with me.
Simply by taking a seat on a bench you become the billboard. This implies of course that other people will look at you naked, long legs.