That's quite original, having a face on your coffee cup.

So would you want to stop wearing masks in public?

I tried everything that the Internet told me to do and my lips still look like this.

You haven't been tired until you fall asleep on the bus with your lip smashed against the front seat. That's when you know you have reached rock bottom.

So do you find my lips sexy or what?

The new lipstick models. Just one kiss and he is yours for the night.