This old mailbox looked like it needed a coat of fresh paint. Luckily the city has a rule to quickly remove any graffiti so mind as well force their hand.

Oh, sticker man. You had one job. Now what will people say when I give them cherry flavored green juice and apple flavored red juice?

Makes you wonder if you really needed to start tattooing that on your back in the first place.

Are we laying red carpets for birds now?

Ever wanted to look just like a red crab? Now you can find out what it's like by not using any cream for sun burns.

Woah, it's magic for these three, hahahah.

Only the outlaws will get this joke... Why, hello officer!

For all the noobs behind the wheel: red means you have to stop the car.

If I were you I wouldn't eat here anymore.

So what would be the appropriate thing to do when you have both those lights on?