When the coffee gives you the finger you know how the day is about to proceed.
Socks with sandals? What do you take me for? A monster? I'm clearly one level above everyone else.
First of all, this looks like a good case for a permanent hair removal procedure. But yes, a middle finger will do.
This is what you get when you brake your finger and don't have any medical insurance.
Think twice before ordering that flavor of ice cream. It has quite an interesting description.
God created even the middle finger. It's for stupid people.
You think it's funny staying all day in a confined space and have people staring at you?