I am taking a dump on your pillow, hahahahah! No no no, don't get angry, I was just kitting!

We've all tried it at least once, a pillowpet is very comfortable and relaxing.

The dog was cold and... oh well, he just made an igloo. I guess there's nothing bad in that.... EXCEPT THAT YOU RUINED THE PILLOW!!!

I will always have you in my dreams. Except when there is someone else sleeping with me.

Eat more bacon and have more sex. They both go together.

The perfect everyday book for a workaholic.