My wife just mentioned that they had the perfect product for me in the condom aisle. Suffice to say that she won't be getting that massage she'd been hoping for this evening.
A great store placement. Just make sure all those fatties that come out of McDonald's walk by.
Looks like she was caught red handed. Passing gas during a weather report is a serious offence.
The perfect combination for disasters. The shopkeeper sure knows how to incite idiots.