This is a non stop retarded condom. Built with one purpose in mind: stop retards from creating more retards.
My wife just mentioned that they had the perfect product for me in the condom aisle. Suffice to say that she won't be getting that massage she'd been hoping for this evening.
I don't really care what the school should do, I'm not getting pregnant ever.
Because we don't sell diapers, that's why!
Coca Cola has a new business opening in Asia.
Quick! Come get those condoms while you are still hot.