The police officer's wife is too clean.
Whatever you do, I'll be watching you.
I don't care what's the emergency, no parking means no parking.
Move along cop. We don't need you around here.
A great drawing on this dirty police van.
What do you mean I get a ticket? Where does it say a man can't ride his bathtub?
And they took 2 spots, the bastards!
Your mom will definitely be proud of you.
If you are going to park there, at lease use only one spot.
Everybody with a small penis should sign up for the metropolitan police force.