Oh come on.... They're bluffing... Oh.... maybe not. Kids nowadays, phah!
No more monkey business (yeah, sure), the police is doing the right thing this time (yeah, sure). Don't worry anymore, the streets are safe now! (yeah, sure)
Not funny at all, but he did his best. Dumb joke, indeed, I'm sure you agree.
You know what to do, you've read what to do... Hide the beer! The cops are here!
It's undeniably true that he got in big trouble, oh well.. another one bites the dust!
Don't move, I'll search you for weapons. Good, you're clean, now let's go to the police preccinct!
Oh... this can't be well... What?! Policemen?
Whatcha gon', whatcha gon', whatcha gon' do? Well.. apparently nothing at the moment.
This kid is really courageous, this should be admired, go get them kid!
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