This guy surely picked the perfect jacket to wear for this protest.
Guess I was enjoying that chicken so much that I simply could not keep my lane.
We need to make sure we can hear you knocking, but not that hard!
Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.
Remember to make sure you don't get arrested while wearing your favorite shirt.
Sir, stop resisting or I shall eat you whole.
Might not want to get into their way, at least for today.
Free donuts for the police. They won't know what hit them.
I'm sure the deputy is thrilled to investigate each report from the vigilant citizens.
He was probably wearing this shirt and wanted to get in trouble just for somebody else to grab this priceless photo of him getting arrested.