Sir, stop resisting or I shall eat you whole.
Might not want to get into their way, at least for today.
Free donuts for the police. They won't know what hit them.
I'm sure the deputy is thrilled to investigate each report from the vigilant citizens.
He was probably wearing this shirt and wanted to get in trouble just for somebody else to grab this priceless photo of him getting arrested.
When you get so drunk that you need help from others to keep your head up, that is when you have hit rock bottom.
Need help around the garden? Why not bring some folks from the police to help you out?
Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.
We should all get some priests to cast resistance spells during the winter. Just look at those fine policemen being protected by frost during the cold months.
Are you in a hurry and want to get the police there quickly? Sherlock teaches you how to do that with the help of a gun.