Hey, stop! It was you, I've seen you while commiting the crime, come back here! It seems like the police officer is too old for this ... you know..
Just to make everything clear, I am not a cop driving in an unmarked vehicle.
But do pull me over because I drive like a retard, ignore all the stop signs and smoke pot.
I used to believe that they are respectful but now I think they are all douchebags.
Don't make me run after you, boy?
Is he really peeing? What else would produce that water stream?
My job here is done, take them away, officers.
Even flies deserve some investigations after death.
I'll need to check to see if you are not concealing anything dangerous, ma'am.
Good thing he's not speaking English.