Warning. High voltage runs through this wooden fence. Seems legit!

What starts hard, stays hard. Be a hard member of team Morningwood!

Man, you got to go to the bathroom to see the log I just took. It is AMAZING!

Let's just hope it doesn't catch fire.

If it's promounced exactly the same then it's spelled exactly the same, right?

Welcome to Bonerwood, where your boner meets your wood... Wait... That didn't come out right.

Make sure you measure two times before you start cutting. Hold on, make that three.

Tree? That ain't no tree, that's one wooden butt. HAHA

Bet you didn't think it was that hard. Hahaha!

Well.. not really hunger, but.. hobby?! Nice teeth you've got there, Mr. Racoon!