Happy almost 1 week anniversary!!! Oh no... RUN BRO, run as fast as you can!

I've missed you so much... For you, my love, CARROTS!

Hey there beauty... Wanna make an egg roll with me?

This is one of the finest pictures on the internet. This is Pacman's life, wife and relationship, hahahah.

I apologised but no, no, no, she doesn't forgive me. I'm tired of this relationship, nah, they want excuses just for fun.

There simply was no chemistry, now.. you know the truth.

I just found my fiance cheating on me and this is my rant. Going to get drunk now.

Ever since Skyrim came out, the single relationship statuses have taken over Facebook.

Clearly the people who write for this magazine are from another planet.

I know your dog died,but we can still keep it for you. It will be just like old times.