Sleevery must be stopped
Good guy Lincoln must abolish the sleevery business.
Get ready to embrace yourself because nobody else will do it.
Never adjust the volume while watching a movie with subtitles. Ever.
Build a castle
That's it. I should start building my very own castle.
Forever alone seat
Great, they made a special seat just for me.How thoughtful of them!
Live until death
Let's just live until we die.
Y U NO wash me?
Next time I see a dirty car this is what I'm going to draw on it.
Badass ketchup tearer
Do not mess with the guy that refuses to tear the ketchup where it's supposed to be torn.
Gonna make you fat
Once you are fat and motionless we are finally going to be together forever.
I get updates
At least I get some dates. It could have been worse.