Dad is a very brave man, but every hero has a weakness.

So kids, let's be sure that we know which is which. It's very important. And you can shut up with your taxes questions, nobody has time for that!

I guess I wouldn't want to see this in my rear view mirror, especially knowing about that no braking bumper sticker.

Somehow I would feel a bit safer if our son joins that other school... just in case.

First you pay attention, then not so much. Then you remember that you are sleep deprived because you have part... studied all night long!

Remember kids, always pick the most dramatic solution to your problems.

That little boy should be thrown in jail for life. How dares he eat food in the shape of guns inside a public school? The nerve of some children.

Probably the one thing you don't want is a picture with somebody crashing into your auto school spread across the Internet.

If the school is too cheap to buy a damn blackboard ruler then we'll just have to use stuff from the classroom. Like your desk.

Welcome to my classroom. As you may have noticed I am Asian and I expect only the best. Here is a drill down of your grades this semester.