Poor guy always eats his desk by mistake and has nowhere to sit anymore.

Another reassuring evidence that skipping school will certainly get you a flipping burgers job.

Art school has just destroyed your dreams, buddy.

This sounds like a serious cause. Better give some money fast.

That will surely prevent them from ever looking into someone else's paper. And also make them look silly in the process.

Just take one of this grenades to school and enjoy your 2 weeks off. Depending on your school you may also meet some nice police officers.

This must be the bus for bad children.

Remember how your homework is done? Now just imagine having no Internet access.

I don't really care what the school should do, I'm not getting pregnant ever.

He's quite an expert, and he's doing it right. Cheating win.