I've been waiting for an hour, when will someone seat me?

You can never bee to careful when your friend is driving.

I brought your favorite pink toilet seat so you can feel at home in the middle of the desert.

I'm sure you need to use the toilet but... try not to.

Come on, grab my hand, I'll pulll you out. COME ON, GET OUT!!!!!!

Please, here, have a seat! Oh, thank you, it's kind of heavy but it's okay, really man, thanks!

I'm saving them all so you cannot take any seat around here.

Next time you take a call better go to the bathroom and stick your face on the toilet seat.

Take part in the Christmas spirit by taking a dump on poor Santa.

It won't stay up and I need both my hands for myself.