Who says you can't have fun while taking a dump?

Who says public transportation doesn't have a business class.

It's a guarantee that nobody will come near your chair. Unless it's the cleaning lady.

Nothing is more important than the safety of my McDonald's meal.

The saddest place to sit in the restaurant.

Remember to keep that long leg of yours to yourself.

Now you can lean back and enjoy your moment in a comfortable chair.

You probably have the best view from this chair. View of the orange pole that is.