Let's place a useless sign so that in case some dumbass sits there we won't get sued!
She took a nap and I couldn't bring myself to wake her up. Good thing she didn't fall asleep on the keyboard like last time.
Why would you enjoy being alone on the toilet when you can bring 2 extra friends with you so you can all discuss the latest gossip while taking a dump.
At least he won't get his hair wet this time. And I'll have to stand up since my chair is gone.
Just make sure you weren't moving oil inside the wheelbarrow before having a seat.
I can tell you are looking for the biggest high five of your life. Just let me grab a chair and I will be right with you.
Just make sure you don't include our legs in this picture, okay? I must appear to be taller for my Facebook friends.
When you've become a chair for some girl, that's when you know you are in the zone.
Whenever you are naughty you will have to take a sit in my special chair.
Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.