We built it by following the plan. If the plan was wrong, we have nothing to do with the outcome!

These brick layers really hate cyclists.

That's a polite way of saying that we don't like people walking between towns.

Yup, my owner doesn't know how to clean up after myself.

You want to walk across the street? Then you need to push some butt first!

The plan mentioned a street crossing here so this is where we'll paint it. Just go and smell the flowers then come back.

Finally all those Mario games I've so relentlessly played have brought me to my final challenge. Now is the time that I will have to prove myself.

Looks like I have no way of getting home tonight. The wife will surely understand this. Better take a photo of the problem too.

Growing in the designated spaces is so conformist. Why not make your own way in life?

You have to appreciate the care and attention that was put here. Only an experienced constructor could place the sidewalk so nicely around the manhole.