The plan mentioned a street crossing here so this is where we'll paint it. Just go and smell the flowers then come back.

Hold it right there! You are jaywalking. You should have turned around where the markings stopped.

We didn't have any markings, so this old paint job will have to do.

Sometimes I think the people responsible for public roads are retarded.

Pedestrian crossings are not safe anymore.

Rock on, but please also stop crossing the road while you do it.

Do not step on the grass, it is sacred.