That's a place I will surely not be visiting.
The plan mentioned a street crossing here so this is where we'll paint it. Just go and smell the flowers then come back.
We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.
No tarmac here? Well better paint the ground then. That will surely be sufficient until the next rain.
Good thing we took care of that great big hole by pouring asphalt on top.
Don't want to move your car? No worries, we will just work around it.
Got to keep everything nice and tidy in my hood. These streets ain't going to clean themselves.
Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.
Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.
Just in case the mailman is drunk again, we've made sure he'll see our house number.