I bet you regret that you didn't have one of these when you were a child..

Let's break the law right here right now. I'm sliding down this railing.

Sliding is so much fun. But not when you plant your face in a fence.

What are you doing grandma? Feeling like a 12 year old again?

Yeah, we were the first in history with such a remarcable invention. We deserve to patent it.

Hate to break it to you, but your kid really sucks at water slides.

Certainly it was a pervert who designed this playground slide.

Everything should behave like an iPhone these days.

Don't worry about your children. They're completely safe in our playground. Just don't use the slide.

This is a great way to get out of bed in the morning.