After years of waiting she's dead. Come celebrate and take what you want on our garage sale!
The day grandma got a gun was the day I became overweight.
Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.
This sign is so mysterious. It does not make any sense to me.
When grandma wants to party she means business. So don't stay in her way.
And that was the last time grandma ever took the kids on vacation.
She always complained about her complicated remote controls so I fixed everything for her.
Watch out, grandma's remixing again.
I'm sick of you guys always cheering me up on my birthday. Enough with the cakes already!
And nobody is going to mess with 2 innocent old ladies.