Well kids, if you must know... Once... punctuation saved grandma!

Money... Yeah, that's just awesome. At least he wanted to return the rubber band.

One of the finest tattoes I've seen. Nicely done, nicely done!

Hey! You're a special kind of idiot, aren't you?

No smoking. Unless you are on fire. AUTCHHHHH! The sign owned a lotta people!

Work smarter, not faster. Keep that in mind, hahahah!

Smart car but.. not so smart in my opinion. Well, you can pick it up and start running, hahah.

Ladies and gentlemen, sarcasm at its finest. Congratulations, mister!

Now that's one great way of scaring people. Good point!

I bet you want to do this right now, right? I must admit it, great idea, I wouldn't thought of it.