Keep the planet clean, it's not uranus. Very smart and subtle. Smart advertising!

If you want to be a smartass, first, you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass.

Now that's one awesome and unique advice. I bet you've never heard it before.

Now that's one smart dog... or not. So, you can't poop everywhere you want?

Pay more attention to the details! Now that's a life lesson, indeed!

This trick will save your food, no colleague or someone else will want your sandwich, trust us. GREAT!!! FINALLY.

Drive slow and see our city or drive fast and see our jail. I'd like to buy a beer to the one who made this sign, where should I send the money?

I present to you, Einstein's dog, a very smart and bright dog. Oh yes, and these are his eye-glasses.

At least he didn't cross any parking lines like the other douchebags.

I finally found my true mother. Oh joy!