Good thing you're my mom and not a different one.

I need a present because I made this whole situation possible. Well, at least since I am the first born that is.

If your baby ain't loving you why not improvise?

Imagine being in an accident with this guy and needing to report his license plate number to the police.

This cake really leaves the space for an interesting story.

Let's strike a pose so we have a memorable photo at this place. Fathers: "say no more"!

Dammit mom, for the nth time, stop calling me Ethan!

Oh, great. Just the guy I was looking for. Now that wretched mother in-law will get what she deserves. And for that price I'll take 3 matches.

I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.

You seem to have noticed that your mom fell off my bike.