Come to Kent State. We won't teach you how to spell, but at least you'll get a degree!
I don't know much, but I'll be sure to give it my best. Just make sure you vote for me next week!
The ultimate discount available today only. And also tomorrow if we forget to take off this banner.
Pay more attention to the details! Now that's a life lesson, indeed!
Yeah, very inventive, I must admit it. So.. nice pub I guess, funny banners.