Step one: buy your son a car. Step two: force him to drive around with those stickers on the back. He'll drive safely guaranteed.

A great sticker you can surprise your friends with and make the girls scream in horror.

Somehow I don't believe this advertisement on the frying pan I just bought.

I'll believe this when I actually see a corporation being executed.

Stop tailgating me or you'll be sorry.

I am way too sexy for this wheelchair.

I'll make sure the idiot behind you doesn't do anything stupid. Wait, what?

You kind of feel sorry for the guy.

This guy is just waiting for someone to go over and punch hist face.

Pheeewwww, woh... that one was close, it's just a sticker! Great!