Continuing the "I ain't got any cash for a fancy alarm system", why not improvise? This also looks like a cast iron so this will definitely wake up everyone.
Nothing sticks to our wonderful frying pan. Only our sticker it seems.
Somehow I don't believe this advertisement on the frying pan I just bought.
Here you go, little piggy. You are as warm as ever. And tasty!
If you don't want to eat some plastic flavored steak then remember to get your tools out of the frying pan.
Just a non-stick fry pan... Oh wait... Just a fry pan..
Honey, I got your favorite meal ready!
And now this cat will run throughout the entire house before stopping to lick his paw.
The fry pan does not stick to anything except the permanently glued sticker.