I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.

So I took a rental and after driving for 2 days I noticed this. Might explain all the honking that I've gotten so far from other drivers.

All great, until you find that one cop that starts to like you. A lot.

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

The minivan's life story summed up on a bumper sticker.

I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.