Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.
So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!
The minivan's life story summed up on a bumper sticker.
I guess every parent has something to be proud of.
Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?
And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.
Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.
Step one: buy your son a car. Step two: force him to drive around with those stickers on the back. He'll drive safely guaranteed.
I'll believe this when I actually see a corporation being executed.
Stop tailgating me or you'll be sorry.