Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

The minivan's life story summed up on a bumper sticker.

I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.

Step one: buy your son a car. Step two: force him to drive around with those stickers on the back. He'll drive safely guaranteed.

I'll believe this when I actually see a corporation being executed.

Stop tailgating me or you'll be sorry.